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• Peter Dutton Does Not Care About People Who Don’t Like Potatoes

  By theunozblog on 29/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for Immigration and aspiring super villain, Peter Dutton sat down with The (un)Australian for a profile piece where he talked about his hopes, dreams and indifference towards people who don’t like potatoes. The Minister said of people’s food tastes: “Look Australia… Read More ›

• Schapelle Corby Devastated To Learn of Zoo Weekly’s Demise

  By theunozblog on 26/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  With her arrival in Australia days away boogie board enthusiast Schapelle Corby has revealed her devastation upon learning of the demise of her favourite magazine, Zoo Weekly. Speaking to The (un)Australian Schapelle Corby explained her devastation, saying: “I know a lot of things… Read More ›

• Quadrant Magazine Defends Itself By Saying: “Yasmin Adbel-Mageid Started It”

  By theunozblog on 25/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Quadrant Magazine has defended publishing an article which called upon the ABC’s Ultimo offices to be bombed by stating that: “ABC Presenter Yasmin Abdel-Mageid started it by dissing Anzac Day.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for Quadrant magazine further defended the… Read More ›

• James Ashby Accused Of Selling Overpriced Tinfoil Hats To One Nation Candidates

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The CIA has released recordings from the inside of James Ashby’s head in which Pauline Hanson’s chief of staff can be heard conspiring with himself to charge One Nation members vastly inflated prices for rolls of cheap aluminium foil. “We… Read More ›

• Queensland Accidentally Gives Indian Mynahs $300M After Clerical Error

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A small spelling mistake on a contract has led the Queensland government to award more than $300 million to its population of Indian Mynah birds rather than to Indian miner Adani. “I turn off Spellcheck whenever I use my computer… Read More ›

• America Gets Cracking On Building Wall Now That Trump Is Out Of The Country

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  America has taken advantage of Donald Trump’s first overseas trip to greatly accelerate construction of its protective border wall, hoping to have it finished in time to prevent the President’s return to the country. “I’d never really seen the value… Read More ›

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