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• Barnaby Joyce’s Speechwriter Admits He Can’t Work Without A Puff Of Whacky Backy And Six Schooies

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Barnaby Joyce’s head speechwriter has confessed that he can’t start work until he’s pulled a few cones and thrown down half a dozen schooners of beer. “Barnaby’s speeches may look disorganised and off the cuff but they are actually intricately… Read More ›

• Senator Malcolm Roberts Incensed That Aluminium Foil Isn’t GST Exempt

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›

• China Dismayed That Sam Dastyari Is All They Can Buy For $1 Million

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Chinese government has released a controversial video expressing outrage at the inflated cost of politician prices in Sydney, saying it is woeful that even a decrepit, run down politician from an unfashionable party like Labor can cost a staggering… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Launches Labor’s New White Australia Policy 2.0

  By theunozblog on 08/05/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  Bill Shorten has kicked off Labor’s election campaign by launching the party’s new policy, White Australia 2.0 via a television advertising campaign on Channel 9. A jubilant Mr Shorten talked to The (un)Australian about the new policy, saying: “We have… Read More ›

• Cory Bernardi Spends Weekend On Couch With Tim Tams After Being Dumped By The Media

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›

• Prince Harry Crowned As Head Royal Racist After Prince Philip Abdicates

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today  crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›

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