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• Pringles Listed As A Class 1 Narcotic As People Unable To Stop After They Pop

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    Shares in Pringles chips are down following the government’s decision to list the product as a class 1 narcotic. The move comes after a spate of people were unable to stop consuming the chip after they pop the top… Read More ›

• North Korean Missile Upset At Missing Out On Parade

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›

• George Christensen’s Operation To Remove A Benign Bernardi Successful

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Calls On All Men To Boycott Fernwood Fitness Centre

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out strongly against what he deems an ‘anti-men’ agenda, calling it ‘politically correct madness’ and demanding all men boycott the women only gym Fernwood Fitness. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott said: “Look as… Read More ›

• Workplace Bullying To Be Demonstration Sport At Next Olympics

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Olympic Committee was celebrating last night after successfully getting workplace bullying included as a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympic Games. “No-one’s trained harder than us at their workplace bullying and we’ll be disappointed with anything less than… Read More ›

• Dutton Poll Shock 70% Of Australians Avoid Carbs

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›

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