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• It’s Almost Singlet Weather Says Hard Nut Who Walked Around All Summer Without A Shirt

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The arrival of the first chilly morning of the year has prompted that hard bastard who hasn’t worn a shirt since September to consider opening up his wardrobe and dusting off a singlet or two. “It’s time to put away… Read More ›

• Mark Ellis Mowing Swastika Into Lawn Before 7am On A Sunday Last Straw For One Nation

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›

• Family First Creeped Out By New Stepfather Cory Bernardi

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The kids of Family First are unhappy that their mother has brought home a new partner in Conservative Party leader Cory Bernardi. “Mum’s made some pretty dodgy choices in the past, even flirting with Barnaby Joyce, but this new guy… Read More ›

• Mike Pence Promises America Will Fund A Cure For Oxford Street

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  American Vice-President Mike Pence has promised Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that America will fund a cure for Sydney’s Oxford street. The promise came after the Vice-President  visited Sydney over the weekend and drove through Oxford Street on Sunday morning…. Read More ›

• Scientists Confirm Link Between People Named Phil And Owning a Toyota Dealership

  By theunozblog on 21/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian scientists have confirmed a long-held belief that there is a positive correlation between people named Phil and owning a Toyota dealership. The findings were released in this month’s edition of Wheels magazine. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Phil Hubcap of Lithgow’s Phil Hubcap… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten To Stand Aside As Opposition Leader To Be Replaced By Tony Abbott

  By theunozblog on 20/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Labor party has announced today that their leader Bill Shorten will be standing aside with Tony Abbott expected to be named as his replacement. A Labor insider spoke to The (un)Australian on the condition of anonymity and a free… Read More ›

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