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• Turnbull Amends 457 Visa To Allow Australia To Recruit Skilled Politicians

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced a change to the 457 working visa that will now make it easier for Australians to recruit skilled politicians from overseas. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Prime Minister explained the decision, saying: “A lot… Read More ›

• Kim Jong Un Calls For A Ceasefire To Allow The Easter Bunny To Visit North Korea

  By theunozblog on 18/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has contacted the United Nations to organise a ceasefire of hostilities over the Easter weekend in order to allow the Easter bunny to visit his country. A spokesperson for the United Nations spoke… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Demands Cadbury’s Removes The Turkish From Their Turkish Delight

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/04/2017 • ( 3 )

  

  Pauline Hanson claims chocolate company Cadbury’s is bowing down to Islamic extremists by continuing to sell Turkish Delight Easter eggs. “Cadbury’s is making a mockery of the tradition of Easter which is a holy Christian holiday that celebrates when Jesus… Read More ›

• Internet Needs Knee Replacement After Another Week Of Standing Up For Terror Victims

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›

• Ray Hadley Calls Scott Morrison ‘A Meanie’ And Univites Him To His Birthday Party

  By theunozblog on 11/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Radio host and aspiring school bully Ray Hadley has declared that Treasurer Scott Morrison is a ‘big fat meanie’ and is no longer invited to Hadley’s birthday. The stoush occurred on the playground of Two G B Primary school, where… Read More ›

• Metamucil To Release Commemorative John Howard Blend

  By theunozblog on 10/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Fibre supplement maker Metamucil have announced their plans to release a commemorative John Howard blend onto the market. The move was said to be inspired after hearing about Bob Hawke branded beer. Speaking to The (un)Australian Metamucil CEO Bob Regular… Read More ›

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