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• October 11th To Be Known As “National Sorry To The Gambling Industry” Day

  By theunozblog on 12/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Mike Baird has  issued an an unreserved apology to the state’s gambling operators over his ‘thought bubble’ of closing down the greyhound industry.  He has also announced that October 11th will be recognised as “National Sorry To The… Read More ›

• “Women Picturing Ross Cameron Naked” Responsible For Declining Birth Rates

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A study has linked Australia’s declining birth rate with an increase in women getting an image of Ross Cameron in their head during sex, totally killing the mood. “We showed women photographs of various objects including Ross Cameron and then… Read More ›

• Eric Abetz Demands Bigger Celebration For People Coming Out As Bigots

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›

• James Paterson’s Punchable Face To Be Displayed In National Gallery

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian government will solve its budget deficit by putting Senator James Paterson’s eminently punchable face on display in the National Gallery and charging visitors $10 a shot to smack him in the kisser. “Some people are born with melons… Read More ›

• Sexual Harassment Tapes Convinces Last Wavering Douche To Get Behind Trump

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The release of a video from 2005 showing the presidential candidate making lewd remarks about women is the straw that broke the camel’s back in making America’s last undecided douche throw his support behind Donald Trump. “Incredible as it may… Read More ›

• Nine Malaysians Arrested For Not Streaking At Cricket

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Nine Malaysian nationals are facing long jail terms after refusing to strip down and streak at a Matador Cup cricket match last night in Perth. “I turned around and was absolutely shocked to see a big bunch of blokes in… Read More ›

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