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• NSW Debt Free Following Big Win On The Pokies

  By theunozblog on 06/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Government has declared that the state budget is back in the black after a big win on the Queen of The Nile pokie machine over the weekend. Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian spoke to The (un)Australian about the win, saying: “The… Read More ›

• Comminsure Policy Document Wins Nobel Prize For Literature

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Swedish Academy has awarded the writer of Comminsure’s Life Care Cover policy document the 2016 Nobel Prize for literature citing “great swathes of fanciful invention and imaginative wordplay”. “The work transports the reader into a beautifully constructed fantasy land… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Put In Charge Of Fish Tank

  By theunozblog on 05/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, fresh off a back flipping tour of Europe, has been announced as the head of a new fish tank, which has been bought and paid for by a wealthy benefactor to the Liberal Party. Speaking… Read More ›

• Kim And Kanye’s Egos Stolen In Terrifying Robbery

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Masked gunmen have made off with $14 million worth of ego after holding up Kim Kardashian in her luxury hotel room Paris. “I’ve just realised that all I am is some guy who pinches other people’s riffs and turns them… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Asks The Swans And Storm To Join Him On A Victory Lap

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›

• Thousands Of Sharks And Dogs Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›

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