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• Wyatt Roy Spends Gap Year Backpacking Through Iraq

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Ex MP Wyatt Roy has been criticised by his former colleagues for spending his gap year backpacking through Iraq. “I’ve already got myself a bit of work picking dates on a date farm and with Iraq not having a backpacker… Read More ›

• The Australian School Of Eyebrow Grooming Awards John Howard Honourary Doctorate

  By theunozblog on 29/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and curer of insomnia, John Winston Howard has today been awarded an honourary Doctorate from the Australian school of grooming. The award is for his tireless devotion to raising awareness among males of the need to groom… Read More ›

• South Australian Premier At Victorian Border Wanting To Buy 10 Million Size D Batteries

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Counter staff at an all night service station in Kaniva were startled last night when Jay Weatherill pulled up in a ute and offered to purchase the entire stock of size D batteries. “He cleaned us out of torch batteries… Read More ›

• Majority Of Australians Should Be ‘Available As Food Source’, Says Peter Singer

  By theunozblog on 28/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Renowned Australian ethicist and vegan, Professor Peter Singer has declared it morally acceptable to eat the majority of Australian voters. Speaking from his office at Princeton University, the famed utilitarian philosopher, author of Animal Liberation and 27 other books, weighed… Read More ›

• Mike Baird Visits Flood Site, Weeps Over Lost Pokies Revenue

  By theunozblog on 27/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›

• Harold Holt Spotted Swimming Off Cronulla Beach

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Surf lifesaver’s from the Cronulla Surf Club have confirmed that a lone swimmer seen backstroking a kilometre off the beach is former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. “He’s got a couple of bluebottle stings and his skin has gone all… Read More ›

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