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• Will Putin’s Girlfriend Be Best Dressed WAG At Tonight’s Syrian Peace Talks?

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Fashion fans are holding their breath in anticipation at who will be the best dressed WAG on the red carpet at tonight’s UN Security Council talks on Syria. “The bombers have always had the best dressed WAGS so keep your… Read More ›

• Australia Adopts New Zealand Style Social Service System By Moving Everyone On Welfare To Bondi

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia has taken note of New Zealand’s successful social welfare system and is following suit by making everyone currently on the dole go and live in Bondi. “New Zealand hardly has any unemployment and a low welfare budget due to… Read More ›

• Senator Roberts Calls For Banning Clouds As They Could Harbour Terrorists

  By theunozblog on 22/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator and holder of Australia’s largest collection of tin foil hats Malcolm Roberts has demanded the government ban clouds in the sky as they could be used to harbour terrorists. Of his cloud concerns, Senator Roberts told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›

• Derryn Hinch Pissed About Being Accused Of Being Pissed

  By theunozblog on 21/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Senator and beard enthusiast Derryn Hinch has been revealed to be mightily pissed off about being accused of being pissed after an alleged night on the piss. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hinch spoke of his anger, saying: “How dare… Read More ›

• Brad And Angelina Begin Battle For Custody Of The Paparazzi

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Lawyers representing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have begun proceedings to claim custody of the paparazzi after Jolie filed for divorce after two years of marriage. “Brad has been mistreating the paparazzi for years by refusing to be photographed cavorting… Read More ›

• Embarrased Pauline Hanson Admits To Self-Plagarisism

  By theunozblog on 20/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  In an embarrassing admission after days of speculation, Senator Pauline Hanson has finally acknowledged that her maiden speech was accidentally plagiarised from her own earlier maiden speech delivered in 1996. “I guess I’ve done a Melania,” she said, adding she had… Read More ›

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