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• “That Footy Player In The Headgear Is The Only Sensible One Out There” Declare Nation’s Mums

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s mums have responded to another pulsating round of football finals action by issuing a joint statement that the bloke out there with the headgear on is the only sensible player on the field. “See that one there, him with… Read More ›

• “People Always Roll Their Eyes When They Agree With Me” Says Hanson

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson has defended rolling her eyes during Malcolm Robert’s maiden speech saying it’s a gesture that thousands of people have done when listening in agreement to her. “For years and years whenever I’ve talked to anyone at a barbecue… Read More ›

• Derryn Hinch Calls For Parliamentary Privilege To Cover Lynch Mobs

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Senator and two-time contempt of court convictee Derryn Hinch has used his maiden speech in parliament to call for parliamentary privilege to cover lynch mobs after his plans to publicly lynch a few paedophiles fell through. “To celebrate my election… Read More ›

• Jarryd Hayne Warned About Consorting With Noted Criminal ‘The Hamburglar’

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  NRL player-for-now Jarryd Hayne has been warned by Gold Coast Police to stop hanging out with noted criminal ‘The Hamburglar’ after the pair were spotted sharing a thick shake in a McDonald’s car park. Detective Inspector Peter Pepper of the… Read More ›

• Baird To Exempt Venues Playing Music Through Poker Machines From Lockout Laws

  By theunozblog on 14/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Mike Baird will amend his controversial lockout laws to exclude any venue playing music, as long as the music is being played through a poker machine. The decision came following the Callinan Report into NSW’s lockout laws, which… Read More ›

• “UN Is Unelected Swill” Says Man Elected With 77 Votes

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/09/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›

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