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• Hawthorn Football Club Trade 2014 Premiership For Late Draft Pick

  By theunozblog on 19/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Hawthorn Football club currently in the midst of a one year Premiership drought has surprised the AFL world by trading their 2014 Premiership to St Kilda in exchange for pick 68 in the 2016 draft. St Kilda’s coach Alan… Read More ›

• Packer Regrets Giving All Crown Employees Chinese Flag Print Budgie Smugglers

  By theunozblog on 19/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  James Packer has expressed his regret over a decision to hand out to all Crown employees Chinese flag print budgie smugglers at the company’s Christmas party. Mr Packer’s regret follows the jailing of Crown employees in mainland China. Speaking to… Read More ›

• Profoundly Dull Man Believes He ‘Has A Novel In Him’

  By theunozblog on 18/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Roger Atwood – no relation to poet, author and activist winner of the Arthur C. Clarke Award, Prince of Asturias Award for Literature, Booker Prize, and Governor General’s Award – has recently begun to confide to friends, acquaintances and work… Read More ›

• China Hacks Bureau Of Meteorology In Attempt To Build Their Own Tim Bailey

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  International cyber hacking experts believe a recent breach in the security of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s computer system can be traced back to the Chinese government wanting to steal plans for the construction of their own Tim Bailey. “China… Read More ›

• Secret Service Agents Training To Dive Out Of Way Of Bullets In Case Of Trump Victory

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A special crack unit of the United States Secret Service has begun learning how to throw themselves out of the path of oncoming bullets meant for Donald Trump should the Republican Party nominee successfully win the November election. “My role… Read More ›

• One Nation Calls On ABC TV Presenters To Wear Australian Flag Capes On Air

  By theunozblog on 13/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The One Nation party (not as fun as it sounds) has called upon ABC TV news reporters and presenters to show their patriotism by wearing the Australian flag as a cape whislt on-air. The call comes following the maiden speech… Read More ›

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