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• Scott Morrison Tells First Home Buyers To Consider Selling Their Organs

  By theunozblog on 26/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Treasurer Scott Morrison has spoken out about Australia’s housing affordability crisis and called upon aspiring first home owners to consider all options including selling their organs for cash on the black market. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Morrison expanded on… Read More ›

• Reptillians Despair At Not Finding Better Candidate Than Hillary Clinton

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Reptillians have admitted that for a shadowy organisation that controls the world it could have selected a much better candidate for President than Hillary Clinton. “With the entire resources of the United Nations at our disposal and the ability… Read More ›

• Government Introduces Draft For The Culture War

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Calls For Impressive Michael Clarke To Consider Politics

  By theunozblog on 21/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott fresh off a round of interviews with TV, radio, podcasts, newspapers, friendly grocers and random people he’s met on the bus has spoken of how impressed he is with former Australian Cricket captain Michael Clarke… Read More ›

• Assange Sent To Room With No Dinner And Loss of TV Privileges For A Week

  By theunozblog on 20/10/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for  the Ecuadorian… Read More ›

• Trump Told To Stare Straight Ahead And Think About The Rabbits

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Donald Trump’s campaign manager has asked him to look away from her and think about the rabbit farm they’re going to start once the election is over. “Guys like us that want to make America great again, we’re the loneliest… Read More ›

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