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• Dutton Proposes Changing Anthem To ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’

  By theunozblog on 31/10/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Immigration Minister and part-time Mr Potato Head impersonator Peter Dutton has proposed changing Australia’s national anthem from Advance Australia Fair to Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by The Angels. Minister Dutton told The (un)Australian: “Our anthem is out of date… Read More ›

• Nation’s Newsreaders Bitterly Divided Over Who Will Win Melbourne Cup

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s newsreaders will head into Tuesday’s Melbourne Cup with wildly diverging predictions about who will win the nation’s most famous horse race. “I always hold back placing my bet until I’ve heard what the breakfast show hosts and the trusted… Read More ›

• Twitter Threatens To Improve Service With Comic Sans Font

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 28/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›

• Census Fail Leaves Australia With No Clue Of Jedi Population

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Bureau of Statistics has admitted that the debacle over the 2016 Census has left frustrated infrastructure planners with no idea how many Jedi Knights there are in the country. “Census data is vital in determining how the nation’s… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Flies Over Syria, Declares It ‘Totally Safe’

  By theunozblog on 27/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Sydney radio broadcaster and climate change expert Alan Jones has followed up his fly-over the Great Barrier Reef, after which he declared he saw no evidence of the claimed wide-spread death of the coral, with a quick flight over allegedly war-torn Syria,… Read More ›

• George Brandis’ Coffee Table Resigns Following A Clash With His BookShelf

  By theunozblog on 26/10/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Attorney-General George Brandis has today issued a statement announcing that the coffee table in his office has offered its resignation. The resignation, which Mr Brandis has accepted, follows repeated clashes between the table and the Attorney-General’s bookshelf. Speaking to The (un)Australian, coffee… Read More ›

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