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• America Prepares To Vote For Which Type Of Chaos To Descend Into

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The US people head for the polls on Tuesday faced with the difficult responsibility of deciding how they want their country to fall screaming into hopeless oblivion. “The nation must choose wisely between wretched despair and calamitous dissolution,” said President… Read More ›

• Man Without Gun Causes Panic At Trump Rally

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Donald Trump was bundled from the stage by the Secret Service at his Nevada rally after reports that a man in the crowd was not carrying a gun. “We were afraid that a member of the audience might have been… Read More ›

• Prospective One Nation MP Asks Current MPs Not To Use Up All The Crazy

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The One Nation Party candidate hoping to fill Rod Culleton’s senate position should his election be found invalid has put out a desperate plea to the remaining members of the party not to hog all the looniness before he has… Read More ›

• Labor To Replace Ministers With Unpaid Interns In Budget Savings Measure

  By theunozblog on 03/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Labor Party has announced that, as part of its plan to bring the budget back into surplus should they win government, it will replace all government ministers with unpaid interns. The move follows Shadow Assistant Treasurer Andrew Leigh’s successful trial… Read More ›

• George Brandis Regrets Hiring Bob Day To Build His Bookshelves

  By theunozblog on 02/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Following Bob Day’s resignation from Parliament,  Attorney-General George Brandis has spoken of his frustration after revealing he hired Senator Day to build some bookshelves in his office. A livid Senator Brandis told The (un)Australian: “I hired Bob Day in good faith to knock… Read More ›

• Hanson Ups Ante On Dutton: ‘No Boat Person Should Ever Watch Neighbours’

  By theunozblog on 01/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s Pauline Hanson has suggested the Turnbull Government’s proposed lifetime ban from Australia for asylum seekers who attempt to arrive by boat, should “go further”. “It’s good that they’re banning them,” Senator Hanson said. “But preventing people ever seeing family… Read More ›

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