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• Devil Sues Donald Trump For Overselling His Soul

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  An investigation into background checks has begun in Hell after it was found that some clients were exaggerating the quality of the souls they sold to the Prince of Darkness. The investigation was launched after flags were raised about Donald… Read More ›

• Aerogard Named As Major Sponsor For Rio Olympics

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Mosquito repellent manufacturer Aerogard has signed on to become the major sponsor for the Australian team for the upcoming Rio Olympic Games. “We are pleased to announce that every athlete competing in the green and gold will be slathered in… Read More ›

• Amber Heard Files for Divorce From Johnny Depp After Finally Watching His Last Half Dozen Films

  By Carlo Sands on 27/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Amber Heard has announced she is filing for divorce from actor Johnny Depp, citing “irreconcilable differences” after finally watching the Hollywood star’s past half dozen films. A shaken Heard, who married Depp last year, told The (un)Australian: “As a working… Read More ›

• People Of NSW Sacked And Replaced With Administrators

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Mike Baird has sacked the citizens of New South Wales and replaced them with 7 million Coalition-approved administrators. “The people of this state have become ungovernable and I’ve taken the decision to boot them out and install a citizenry that… Read More ›

• Australians Favour Live Export Of Barnaby Joyce To Indonesia

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/05/2016 • ( 8 )

  

  A new poll shows over 99% of Australians are in favour of exporting Barnaby Joyce live to Indonesia. “I’d be willing to go down to the docks and help load him onto the boat in person,” said New England voter… Read More ›

• Liberal Voters Ask For Refund On Prime Minister

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  In a mass case of buyers remorse, Liberal voters across Australia are seeking refunds on their purchase after the “Malcolm Turnbull Prime Minister” failed to do what it promised. ACCC spokesperson Melinda Crummy told The (un)Australian that Australians by law… Read More ›

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