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• Jarryd Hayne Puts Hand Up For New Olympic Sport Of Sheep Tackling

  By theunozblog on 25/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Jarryd Hayne’s Olympic ambition is still burning brightly after this weekend’s London Sevens tournament, but he is now looking at a new Olympic sport after discovering he may be ineligible to play rugby due to strict drug testing laws. Sources… Read More ›

• Campbell’s Release Barnaby Joyce Flavoured Inbred Tomato Soup

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Campbell’s Soup company has released a new line of Barnaby Joyce-flavoured inbred tomato soup in time for winter. “We’re delighted that Johnny Depp has come on-board to help promote our new variety of slightly thick vegetable extract,” said Campbell’s head… Read More ›

• Giggling Mike Baird Approves Use Of Medical Marijuana

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Mike Baird seemed to be in high spirits as he stumbled out of the basement of parliament house brushing the air frantically around him with both hands to announce that a trial of medical cannabis will be starting in NSW…. Read More ›

• Angry Anderson Not Wishing He Was A Tribesman In The Hills Of Afghanistan As Often As He Used To

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Angry Anderson, senate candidate for the Australian Liberty Party, has admitted that he spends far less time wishing he was a tribesman in the hills of Afghanistan than he used to back in the 1980s. “I’ve got to admit I… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Deported To Nauru For Taking Job Of Literate And Numerate Australian

  By Carlo Sands on 20/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Having initially praised Immigration Minister Peter Dutton for doing an “outstanding” job, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has done an about face and sacked and deported Mr Dutton to Nauru for taking the job of a literate and numerate white Australian adult…. Read More ›

• Hamburglars Not Getting Paid Weekend Penalty Rates

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s hamburglars are being denied thousands of dollars a year in wages due to a sweetheart deal cut between their employer McDonald’s and the Associated Hamburger Pinchers and Caped Stripey Shirt Wearers Union. “The company knows that peak hamburger stealing… Read More ›

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