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• Santos Plans To Drill Barnaby Joyce In Search Of Natural Gas

  By theunozblog on 07/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›

• Alice Springs Residents Welcome ‘Coastal Living’

  By theunozblog on 07/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Surging king tides battering Australia’s East Coast have brought the elusive Sydney Beaches one step closer to residents of the Northern Territory. “To the people of Alice Springs, global warming couldn’t come soon enough,” says local resident Max Seeton. “We’ve… Read More ›

• Crime Gangs Concerned Members May Be Consorting With Rugby League Players

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Leaders of some of Sydney’s largest criminal organisations are keeping a close watch on gang members after rumours emerged that many have been seen socialising with rugby league players. “Our blokes are simple, hard working thugs and standover men who… Read More ›

• Australian Academics All Spontaneously Post Statuses Praising Australian Flag

  By Carlo Sands on 03/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  In a sudden outburst of uncoordinated patriotism, all academics employed at Australian universities have spontaneously posted statuses on social media this morning lavishing praise on the Australian flag. The nation awoke to previously unheard of heard of heights of nationalist… Read More ›

• Orangutan Shot After America Falls Into Its Cage

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/06/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The world watched in horror as zoo officials were forced to shoot dead a 200 pound orangutan after America accidentally fell into its cage. “We just couldn’t be sure what the beast intended to do with America once he had… Read More ›

• Greg Hunt Assures UN That Australia’s Dodos Are Alive And Well

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Greg Hunt has assured the United Nations that Australia’s dodo population are thriving and there is no need to place them on a list of endangered species. “Everything’s fine down here, we’ve got dodos up the wazoo,” said the Minister… Read More ›

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