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• Shane Watson Reviews Decision To Retire

  By theunozblog on 08/09/2015

  

    Australian cricketing all rounder and Guinness World Record Holder for the most calf strains ever suffered by a human being, Shane Watson will seek to appeal his own decision to retire from Test cricket. The move comes after Watson’s career being… Read More ›

• Nation’s Tea Houses Brace Themselves For Mad Monday

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/09/2015

  

  Tea houses across Australia have been beefing up security and ordering in extra supplies to cope with Mad Monday, the day when football players from teams that missed the semi finals traditionally cut loose and indulge in excessive drinking of… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Congratulates ‘Jared From Subway’ On Making It To The NFL

  By theunozblog on 07/09/2015

  

  Opposition leader and star of ABC TV’s Four Corners, Bill Shorten has issued a press release congratulating Jared from Subway on his successful transition from Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) to America’s National Football League (NFL). When contacted by The (un)Australian to clarify… Read More ›

• Thousands Expected To Send Off Racing Legend Bart Cummings To Glue Factory

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 07/09/2015

  

  Thousands of racing fans are expected to attend today’s state funeral for eyebrow aficionado Bart Cummings, held in Sydney’s St Mary’s Glue Factory. Mr Cummings is considered a legend in the racing community. He has 12 Melbourne Cup victories to… Read More ›

• Shane Warne Working On New Mystery Embarrassment For Next Cricket Season

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/09/2015

  

  Cricketing legend Shane Warne has been hard at work in the nets and promises to have a new mystery embarrassment ready to bamboozle the public with in time for the first test of the summer. “I’m not going to reveal… Read More ›

• Rupert Murdoch Announces That He Will not  Be Standing As A Palmer United Party Candidate

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2015

  

  Former Australian resident and professional Monty Burns look alike Rupert Murdoch has announced that he will not be returning to Australia to run as a Candidate for the Palmer United Party (PUP), at the next Federal election, which he hopes… Read More ›

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