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Greece To Advise Australia On Economic Growth
Officials from the treasurer’s office have contacted Greek officials in a bid arrest the collapse in Australia’s GDP growth. Australia’s headline growth has this week slumped to just 0.2 per cent. Economists fear that the slide in growth, as the… Read More ›
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Rolf Harris Writes Open Letter To Nick Kyrgios
Australian entertainer Rolf Harris, currently the artist in residence at Stafford jail, has taken time out from his daily beatings to pen an open letter to troubled tennis star Nick Kyrgios in a bid to get Nick back on track It follows Shane… Read More ›
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Jane Austen Fan Not Catered For In Bookshop’s Fathers Day Stand
The kids of a shire father who really likes Jane Austen were disappointed today to find that their local bookshop has none of the author’s novels in amongst the display of books suggested as being ideal for dads. “Dad has… Read More ›
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Parliamentary Gift Shop To Sell Peter Dutton Inspired Tin Foil Hats
Canberra’s parliamentary gift shop has announced that they will be stocking a new line of merchandise inspired by immigration minister and avid conspiracy theorist Peter Dutton with the launch of the Peter Dutton tin foil hat. The immigration minister this… Read More ›
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Employers Say Workers Should Pay For The Honour Of Having A Job
The peak Australian employers body is appealing to the Fair Work Commission to instigate a system where workers pay employers for the privilege of working for them. “We provide a roof over their heads on rainy days, furniture for them… Read More ›
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Kanye West Announces New ‘Dark’, Rick Rubin Produced Presidential Campaign
Rapper, producer and former governor fashion designer, Kanye West, has announced that he plans to run for President of the United States of America in 2020, ending months of speculation over how he could possibly top the ridiculousness of previous… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025