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• Dyson Heydon Delighted To Be Informed About Invention Of The Horseless Carriage

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/09/2015

  

  Trade union royal commissioner Dyson Heydon said that while the horseless carriage would be a very handy device for transporting him to and from the TURC, he would continue to travel to work on his pony trap for the time… Read More ›

• Winky Winky Emoticon Added To All Anti-Gambling Warnings

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/08/2015

  

  The NSW Gaming Authority has allowed the addition of the “winky winky” emoticon to the end of all anti gambling warning signs to bring them more into line with the intentions of the gambling industry. “I always cross my fingers… Read More ›

• People of Canning Promised Pork Barrel Factory

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2015

  

  The looming by-election for the seat of Canning in Western Australian is a critical picture of how the Australian public is viewing the Abbott government. The picture is somewhat complicated by the popularity of the late member for Canning Liberal… Read More ›

• Joe Hockey Slips, Falls And Accidentally Puts Fist Through The Australian Economy

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2015

  

  Treasurer Joe Hockey is recovering today after yesterday slipping and falling. Thankfully, Mr Hockey was not severely hurt as he was able to steady himself by grabbing at and inadvertently punching the Australian economy. The fall was eerily similar to… Read More ›

• Machines Show Humans Who’s Boss By Running Down Fastest Man On Earth Usain Bolt

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/08/2015

  

  The machines have sent humanity a chilling warning that they are now in charge after a segway chased and mowed down the world’s fastest man Usain Bolt. “How pitiful a species you are if your finest runner can’t even get… Read More ›

• NRA Calls For Journalists To Be Armed With Nuclear Weapons

  By theunozblog on 27/08/2015

  

  After a news reporter and her cameraman were shot dead live on air in the United States yesterday, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has called for laws to be introduced to make it compulsory for all journalists to be armed with a… Read More ›

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