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• Hockey Positions Himself To Be Australia’s New Queen

  By theunozblog on 27/08/2015

  

  Treasurer Joe Hockey has accepted the leadership role of a parliamentary friendship group to lead the push for Australia’s move towards a republic. A spokesman for Mr Hockey said that he was very excited at the prospect of being the… Read More ›

• Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/08/2015

  

  Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›

• The Bill Cosby News Story Template

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 26/08/2015

  

  Editor’s note: At the (un)Australian, we endeavour to provide our readers with the most up to date information in the Bill Cosby scandal. Unfortunately, with new victims coming forward at an outrageous pace, no newspaper, not even one bankrolled by… Read More ›

• Freo’s Nat Fyfe Still Eligible For Brownlow After Double Murder

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2015

  

  Fremantle onballer Nat Fyfe has once again escaped sanction after the AFL Match Review Panel deemed his on field actions during Sunday’s match against North Melbourne did not warrant penalty. Fyfe butchered two Kangaroos defenders during the 3rd quarter of… Read More ›

• Calls For ABC Fact Check To Investigate Whether Abbott Really Does Love Anal

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2015

  

  During last night’s Q&A program on the ABC, a tweet appeared on screen from the twitter handle @AbbottLovesAnal, prompting a flood of outrage and calls for the ABC to fact check whether or not Prime Minister Tony Abbott really does… Read More ›

• Scott Morrison Rebrands Department Of Human Services To Department Of First World Problems

  By Ryan Crawford on 25/08/2015

  

  The Australian Minister for Social Services, Scott Morrison, has launched the rebranding of the Department of Human Services to the Department of First World Problems. The rebrand comes on the back of comments this week that social services like paid… Read More ›

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