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• Snail Trails The New Superfood

  By theunozblog on 24/08/2015

  

  Curl up your kale and chuck out the chia because scientists have now found the secret ingredients in snail trails that’s inflaming a rush to the new gold in health. Collected by carefully shaving up a snail’s trail by hand… Read More ›

• New Study Shows E-heroin A Much Healthier Alternative To Traditional Heroin

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/08/2015

  

  Medical authorities are treating with caution new scientific studies showing that electronic heroin syringes are 95% less dangerous than regular pointy metal syringes. “This would be wonderful news for smackies who want to get wasted in venues that have traditionally… Read More ›

• New Poll Shows Everybody Is More Popular Than Tony Abbott

  By Carlo Sands on 21/08/2015

  

  According to the latest (un)Australian poll, everybody else in the world is now more popular than Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Communications minister Malcolm Turnbull has cemented his lead over Abbott as the most popular choice as prime minister across all major… Read More ›

• By-Election Candidates Jostle For Privilege Of Holding Seat For Last Sad Months Of Abbott Government

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/08/2015

  

  Potential members for the West Australian seat of Canning have begun campaigning furiously for the honour of occupying the seat for the final sputtering days of the current government. “I don’t think I’ll even bother buying plane tickets to Canberra… Read More ›

• Secret ACTU Army Training At Dubai To Take On Abbott

  By Carlo Sands on 21/08/2015

  

  An ACTU-backed grassroots army is secretly training in Dubai, vowing to defeat the government and consign Prime Minister Tony Abbott to political history, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal. The unprecedented, top-secret campaign involves rank-and-file activists training with active members of… Read More ›

• Dark Web Mainly Used To Share Justin Bieber Albums

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/08/2015

  

  An Australian Federal Police investigation into the shadowy “dark web” has found that the underground internet is being used mostly by anonymous users to share files of Justin Bieber albums. “We were expecting to find that it was being used… Read More ›

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