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• Tony Abbott Opposes Leap Second Being Added, Wants Time To Move Backwards

  By theunozblog on 30/06/2015

  

  The world is counting down to the leap second being added to our clocks at the very of end on June 30, but Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is asking the CSIRO to remove 189216000 seconds from Australian clocks, taking… Read More ›

• Facebook Group of Homophobic Rainbow Enthusiasts Doubly Offended

  By Ryan Crawford on 30/06/2015

  

  A Facebook group of homophobic rainbow enthusiasts are up in arms over the rainbow filter trend and are claiming to be twice as offended as regular homophobes. Homophobes the world over are experiencing high levels of anxiety and stress as a direct result… Read More ›

• Mafia Moves Quickly To Distance Itself From Liberal Party

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/06/2015

  

  Leading figures from the Italian mafia have spoken out to quash allegations raised in last Monday night’s episode of Four Corners that they have ever had any dealings with the Liberal Party. “We’re an honourable institution of thieves, extortionists and… Read More ›

• PM Reveals Undervalued Suburbs In Bid To Address Rising House Prices

  By theunozblog on 29/06/2015

  

  The PM has launched a bold new strategyat ASIO headquarters aimed at combatting rising house prices by identifying some areas of Western Sydney and Melbourne as“terrorism recruitment zones”. “Properties in these areas are hot, hot, hot,” Tony Abbott said, pointing… Read More ›

• Rebel Farmer Vows To Continue Selling Unpasteurised Cyanide

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/06/2015

  

  Despite concerns that it may harbour unhealthy bacteria a Tasmanian farmer will continue to defy the law and sell unpasteurised cyanide to his growing band of customers. “Nothing tastes better than a nice mug of almondy cyanide fresh from the… Read More ›

• Kyle Sandilands And Alan Jones Fearful They Could Be Next

  By theunozblog on 26/06/2015

  

  Following the federal government’s decision this week to hold an inquiry into the ABC program Q&A due to their decision to allow acquitted terrorism suspect Zaky Mullah to appear on the show, radio broadcaster’s Kyle Sandilands and Alan Jones are fearful… Read More ›

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