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Free Range Chicken Lives Happy Life Right Up Until Brutally Killed
The rise in “ethical omnivorism” among Australian consumers has lead to an increase in “free range” farming practices, according to a recently published survey by the Humane Food Society. The HFS is a not-for profit advocacy group that campaigns for… Read More ›
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Middle Australia Goes Fire Walking To Try To Get Over Its Fears
In an effort to stop making stupid decisions due to fear, Middle Australia has gone fire walking to toughen itself up. “I’m totally shit scared of so many things,” said Middle Australia from its duplex home in Sydney’s south west…. Read More ›
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Zaky Mallah Devastated To Be Subject Of Media Attention
Acquitted terror suspect Zaky Mallah is reportedly “deeply upset” by the media attention he has received following his televised appearance in the ABC’s Q&A audience. As the Q&A scandal rolls into its second week, Mallah and the ABC continues to… Read More ›
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Treasurer For Sail
Treasurer Joe Hockey likes sail boats far more than any other types of boat, especially those paddle boats with the massive oversized wheels out the front. “I think steam powered boats smell funny and boats with outboard motors make far… Read More ›
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Madonna Makes A Come Back And Jamie xx Won’t Just Go Away – Music Round-Up For June
Every month The (un)Australian brings you a round-up of everything you need to know about music from the only staff member who DJs under the name ‘Louis Seekae’. Calvin Johnson Ruined Jeans For An Entire Generation – K Records founder… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
