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• Bernard Tomic Reminds Nick Kyrgios That He’s Australia’s Number One Tool

  By theunozblog on 06/07/2015

  

  Tennis star Bernard Tomic has thrown down the gauntlet to fellow Australian player, Nick Kyrgios, declaring himself Australia’s top tennis tool. After his third round Wimbledon loss, Tomic delivered a scathing rant against Tennis Australia with particular focus on beloved Grand… Read More ›

• God Punishes Australians Wanting Marriage Equality With Plague of Eric Abetzes

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/07/2015

  

  The almighty supreme being God has seen fit to punish the Australian population for even considering the issue of gay marriage by smiting the country with a plague of Eric Abetzes. “Take that you heathens”, said God as he rained… Read More ›

• Greece’s Creditors Offer New Deal To Take Just One Kidney From All Citizens

  By Carlo Sands on 03/07/2015

  

    With uncertainty and a growing sense panic spreading throughout global markets ahead of Greece’s referendum on Sunday on whether or not to accept terms critics say would reduce the southern European country to a German colony jointly administered by the International… Read More ›

• ASIO Admits Greatest Security Threat Now A Flag Pole-Related Disaster

  By Carlo Sands on 03/07/2015

  

  In off-the-record comments, a source from ASIO admitted to The (Un)Australian that the security agency’s greatest fears over national security were “the ever-present threat of a fatal flag pole accident involving our prime minister”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been constantly warning against the prospect of a… Read More ›

• Ozzie Ostrich And Humphrey B Bear To Help Ray Martin Investigate Q&A

  By theunozblog on 03/07/2015

  

  The federal government has today announced that Ozzie Ostrich and Humphrey B Bear will join Ray Martin to investigate the ABC’s Q&A program. The investigation follows Q&A’s decision to allow terrorism suspect Zaky Mullah being allowed to ask a question… Read More ›

• Greeks Beginning To Regret Democracy

  By Ryan Crawford on 03/07/2015

  

  In the wake of a deepening financial crisis, the people of Greece are experiencing regret at having invented and practiced democracy since around 500 BC. The management of Greece’s economy has been in the hands of the people, through democratically… Read More ›

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