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Kim Beazley Holds Celebration For 800 Year Anniversary of Magnum PI
Australia’s Ambassador to America and former Opposition leader Kim ‘Bomber’ Beazley has held a celebration at his Washington residence in honour of the 800 year anniversary of the TV show Magnum PI, which starred Tom Selleck. When contacted by The… Read More ›
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Government Finishes Magna Carta Review, Decides Rule Of Law No longer Relevant
On Monday, the Abbott government announced it finally had completed its 800-year review into the Magna Carta and decided that its emphasis on “the rule of law” was “no longer relevant or in touch with modern Australian values”. As parliaments… Read More ›
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Government Reveals Well-Paying Job For First Home Buyers: People Smuggling
After the week from hell for Joe Hockey and the Abbott government, and questions regarding whether the government paid people smugglers over $40,000 to turn back the boats, the Government today turned the tables by announcing a new well paid job… Read More ›
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North Shore Historical Society Revokes Joe Hockey’s Membership
The North Shore Historical Society (NSHS) has made the surprise decision to revoke the membership of the federal treasurer Joe Hockey. The decision comes in the wake of yet another embarrassing gaffe by the nation’s beleaguered economic director. Joe Hockey… Read More ›
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New Fifty Shades Of Grey Manuscript Stolen; Returned Immediately
In the lead up to the launch of the new book by the author of the critically acclimatised novel 50 Shades of Grey, a manuscript of the book has been stolen. The publisher fears the copy may be leaked before… Read More ›
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Government Denies Offering Money To People Smuggling Scandal To Make It Go Away
The Australian government has refused to comment on allegations that it gave the people smuggling scandal a sum of $30,000 to turn around and stop being an issue. “We can neither confirm or deny any details about operations of the… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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