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• RBA Rules That All Mortgage Holders Must Receive A Kick In The Groin Each Month To Stop Inflation

  By theunozblog on 15/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Reserve Bank of Australia has ruled that all mortgage holders in Australia must receive a kick to the groin each month in a move that is designed to put a hold on inflation. ”We saw yesterday with Valentine’s day… Read More ›

• Promised “Alvin Purple” Sequel Revealed As Superbowl Ad

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/02/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  Tourism Australia has received millions of hits to its web page after airing a mock trailer for a sequel to the classic Australian movie Alvin Purple during yesterday’s Superbowl. “We’ve specifically targeted the randy young bloke with a cheeky sparkle… Read More ›

• Man At Barbecue Able To Back Up His Claim That He Doesn’t Know Much About Politics

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A man at a Connells Point barbecue who boldly stated that he doesn’t know much about politics before embarking upon a rant about what’s wrong with the state of the world has proven to be 100% correct. “I thought maybe… Read More ›

• Greens In Crisis After Their Drum Circle Inadvertently Skews Right

  By theunozblog on 09/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Greens have been plunged into crisis this week with the loss of Senator Lidia Thorpe causing an imbalance in the party’s weekly drum circle causing it to skew right. ”It’s a disaster and really we just don’t know… Read More ›

• Low Polling Peter Dutton Warns Colleagues Not To Challenge Or Else

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has warned his colleagues not to challenge him for the leadership after the latest polls revealed that he had made little to no ground on the Government in a year. ”Politics is not… Read More ›

• ”I’m Not Racist, Some Of The People I used To Arrest Were Indigenous,” Declares Dutton

  By theunozblog on 03/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has come out swinging over accusations that he is racist. The Dark Lord told reporters that he can’t be racist, as some of the people that he used to arrest were indigenous. ”Peter’s… Read More ›

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