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• National Pedo Apologists League To Meet In Sydney Today

  By theunozblog on 02/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The National Pedo Apologists League (NPAL) will meet in Sydney today for their annual catch up where they will take the time to remember the legacy of Cardinal George Pell. A man the league says: ”Touched us all.” ”It’s been… Read More ›

• National Gallery Replaces Blue Poles With Square Of RSL Club Carpet

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The National Gallery of Australia has announced that it will be selling the iconic Jackson Pollock artwork “Blue Poles” and replacing it with a square of carpet from the floor of the Wagga Wagga RSL Club. “The square of carpet… Read More ›

• Sky News Demands The Sexy Green M&M Be Named Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating cable channel Sky News Australia has demanded that the fictional green M&M spokes candy be named this years Australian of the year. ”For too long we have had to sit back and watch a parade of woke leftists… Read More ›

• Tantrum Fixing Allegations Rock Tennis

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Open tennis tournament has been scandalised after a former player revealed that many high profile tantrums have been fixed by gangsters. “It’s an open secret that certain players will bung on a dummy spit to take advantage of… Read More ›

• Nation Beginning To Think That Michael Clarke Might Be A Bit Of A Tool

  By theunozblog on 19/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian’s have woken up today with the nagging thought in their heads that former Australian Cricket Captain Michael Clarke might be a bit of a tool. ”Yeah, dude could bat, but getting in a fight with Karl from the Today… Read More ›

• ABC To Add ‘Woke Content’ Warnings To Broadcast

  By theunozblog on 18/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  In its latest attempt to limit offense to ‘anti-woke folk’ and cover themselves in case of a Dutton miracle win, ABC TV will add a warning prior to its broadcasts where a ‘Welcome to country’ is to be screened. “It’s… Read More ›

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