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• Sky News Urges Its Viewer To Sleep Through 2023 To Avoid Being Woke

  By theunozblog on 05/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating cable station Sky news Australia has urged their last remaining viewer to sleep through the year 2023, so as to avoid being woke. ”Wokeness is a dangerous disease that inhibits the mind of all those who disagree with… Read More ›

• Liberals Announce New Initiative The Dutton Youth

  By theunozblog on 03/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Liberal party has responded to polling showing that they are not popular with the youth of Australia by announcing a new initiative, the Dutton Youth. ”We understand that the youth of Australia are not connecting with us and… Read More ›

• The UnOz’s 2022 Person Of The Year!

  By theunozblog on 22/12/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. If 2022 was a chess game it didn’t go well for the World… Read More ›

• One Nation Launches Exclusive Line Of Premium Prison Wine

  By theunozblog on 19/12/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Political grifters One Nation have announced the launch of their own exclusive brand of prison wine, with all funds going towards their supreme leader Pauline Hanson’s new pool cabana. ”Exciting times at One Nation HQ,” said a Party Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells People To Slip A Pineapple In Their Next Gas Bill To Say Thank You

  By theunozblog on 16/12/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told Australian’s to slip a pineapple into their next gas bill as a way to say thank you to the countries gas producers. ”This country owes a debt of gratitude to our… Read More ›

• ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig

  By theunozblog on 15/12/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›

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