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• Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump

  By theunozblog on 21/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›

• Qatar Announces Free Stone Day To Coincide With World Cup Pride Round

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  World Cup host Nation Qatar has announced that they plan to celebrate the competition’s pride round by handing out complimentary stone’s to all supporters. ”Qatar is a very giving Nation,” said a Qatari Spokesperson. ”If people want to celebrate pride… Read More ›

• Dutton Reminds Those Considering A #LibSpill That He Knows Where They Live

  By theunozblog on 16/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has reminded his colleagues whom might be considering a #LibSpill that he knows where they live and is willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto power. ”Let’s be honest, Peter’s… Read More ›

• Credlin Demands People Voting For Dan Andrews To Be Shot

  By theunozblog on 15/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›

• Albo Slips The Chinese Premier A Mix Tape Made Especially For Xi Jinping

  By theunozblog on 14/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has used his brief meeting with Chinese Premier Li to pass him a mixtape that he made especially for Chinese Prime Minister Xi Jinping. It is hoped the tape will mend relations between the two… Read More ›

• Bolt Breaks Down In Tears Whilst Singing ”I See Red” At Sky News’ Christmas Karaoke Night

  By theunozblog on 11/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night. ”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what… Read More ›

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