Former Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce has been tipped to replace his colleague Bridget McKenzie in Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s cabinet, as the Government’s Minister for Affairs.
“Barnaby has spent his time in the wilderness and touch wood he hasn’t impregnated anyone recently,” said a Government Spokesperson. ”What a team he and ScoMo will make, Churchy McChurchface and the Beetrooter.”
“How are you going to top that Albo?”
When asked whether replacing one disgraced Minister with another was the best way to run a stable Government, the Spokesperson said: ”The election’s two years away, as if anyone cares. Look as long as Barnaby doesn’t impregnate another staffer then we’ll be fine.”
”Heck even if he does, then we’ll just replace him with Shooter McKenzie. Unless of course he impregnates her.”
”Ah Barnaby if only we could get you fixed.”
Mark Williamson
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