The Dark Lord led Coalition has come out strongly against a proposed Federal ICAC due to the high price of lettuce.

”It’s all well and good for Mr Albanese to come out and want to set up this and that but they need to deal with the trillion dollar debt that they have,” said the Dark Lord. ”Can you imagine how much lettuce we’ll need to buy to flog people with?”

”Why Angus alone could add an extra billion to the debt.”

When asked why he, as a member of the former Government wasn’t taking any ownership of the trillion dollar debt, the Dark Lord replied: ”That’s not my job.”

”Scott was in charge of the Government and as we’ve learned pretty much every ministry so as far as I’m concerned the debt is on him.”

”And Albo, as he should’ve stopped Scott.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long week, I’m off to strangle a puppy or two.”

Mark Williamson

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