Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons.

”The people of Australia will have the opportunity to read my words,” said Senator Hanson. ”Well, they will once we figure out a better way to communicate than using a white crayon on white paper.”

”Lil’ Malcolm Roberts suggested that we write the essay in red crayon but we couldn’t decide on which shade to use.”

When asked why she was so insistent on people hearing her opinion when the vast majority of Australians had never voted for her, Senator Hanson said: ”The people of Australia love me and are desperate to hear my opinion.”

”Don’t believe me, go back and watch Dancing With The Stars, many people voted for me.”

”Besides, the more people I reach the more money I can claim back as expenses.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to buy more crayons, bloody Malcolm keeps on eating them.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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