The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is hitting the phones this weekend in order to track down as many condoms as he can in order to save his upcoming bucks party.
”Bloody Albo is swanning about all over the World, meanwhile the poor folks in rural Australia can’t get their hands on a franger or 10 to save themselves,” decried the member for New England. ”What sort of country have we become when we need to rely on the withdrawal method in order to save our next marriage?”
”It wouldn’t hurt Albo either to bring us back some duty free fags.”
When asked why given all the problems in the World that he was so focused on his upcoming bucks party and wedding, the shadow minister for home and foreign affairs said: ”I’m simply giving the people a nice little distraction.”
”It’s a love story about Barnaby and Vicky, two Canberra based kids doing the best that they can to avoid being caught by Barnaby’s wife and kids.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and see a man about a donkey show.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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