Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has fumed after his appearance on the ABC’s 7:30 report led to him being asked actual questions by host Sarah Ferguson.

”This is so typical of the inner city, lefty, woke ABC elites,” fumed the Opposition leader. ”How dare they ask questions of me, this wouldn’t happen on 2GB or Sky News.”

”I can’t wait to become Prime Minister, see how they like making their little programs in the same studio as a small modular nuclear reactor.”

When asked if he was seriously upset about being questioned, the Opposition leader took a break from strangling puppies to say: ”The Australian people do not expect their revered Opposition leaders to be disrespected in such a manner as being questioned.”

”The ABC needs to know that when I speak I am to be listened to and not questioned”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a reach around, err, I mean an interview with 2GB’s Ray Hadley.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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