Australian Opposition leader, Peter ”Disappearing” Dutton, has sent out an angry missive to journalists reminding them that he does not work weekends.

”Yeah the bloody journo’s need to learn that Pete doesn’t do weekends, or questions,” said a Liberal Party Insider. ”I mean he will let them know when he is ready to rant about Albanese.”

”Or some World event that he can somehow link to Albanese.”

When pressed on why the Opposition leader continually disappeared when there were questions to answer, the Liberal Party Insider said: ”Well, Pete is a busy man, what with his farm, family and puppy strangling hobby.”

”Don’t worry though, once he is PM he will be available to answer questions, when needed. Of course assuming there are any journalists free to ask those questions.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and scout locations for future nuclear plants. Dutts has asked me to look at viable locations in prominent Labor electorates.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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