The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has launched a nation wide campaign to encourage all Australians to pull out.
”Trust me, I know the consequences of not pulling out,” said the member for New England. ”Australia, I urge you to pull out of Paris, or whatever your Friday night squeeze is called.”
”We just can’t afford the cost of not pulling out.”
When asked why he was looking to restart the seemingly settled climate wars, the shadow minister for home and foreign affairs said: ”Gotta go to war over something.”
”Look Albo, I know he’s got a new Missus, so he should listen to me when I talk about pulling out.”
”The country needs to get out of Paris and get into Gina, err, Gina’s way of thinking when it comes to emissions.”
”Anyway, enough chit chat, I’ve got to go and see a dog about potentially burying a bone.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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