The Coalition, fresh off a massive administrative bungle that resulted in them not being able to run candidates in upcoming council elections, has told the public to forget all about that and trust them to run the country, and build nuclear power plants.

”Look, running the country is a lot easier than filling out a bunch of forms,” said Coalition leader Peter Dutton. ”Besides, when you rule the country you are in charge of the public servants, well at least the ones you haven’t sacked.”

”And the way I run a Government those little publicly funded dweebs will be too scared not to do their job properly.”

When asked if he seriously expected the public to buy that a party that can’t fill out a form can run a country and build nuclear power plants, the Opposition Leader said: ”I didn’t make the mistake so stop trying to pin it on me.”

”Have we ruled out Anthony Albanese somehow being involved in this?”

‘”What about Chris Bowen? How dare they try and sabotage the Liberal party.”

”I’m incensed and will now head off to my chief fluffer, Ray Hadley, to rant about this.”

Mark Williamson

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