Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants.
”If it’s happening in America, like Sir Trump says, then you can be sure it’s happening here,’ said the Opposition leader. ”I would hate to think that little cats and dogs were being put to death for cooking purposes, rather than stress relief.”
”Where is the Prime Minister in times of crisis, is he having a meal, a succulent Chinese meal?”
When asked why he seemingly parroted the inane ranting of former President Trump, Opposition leader Dutton said: ”I don’t just copy Sir Donald, I also repeat what Gina and Rupert say as well.”
”You can learn a lot from sitting under the learning tree that is Gina.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go down to the pet store and make sure that they are only selling animals to Liberal voters and by Liberal, I mean Caucasian voters.”
Mark Williamson
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