The Opposition’s head cheer leader at The Australian, lil’ Simon Benson, has thanked his favourite person in the World, Daddy Dutton, for giving him the scoop on the Coalition’s alleged nuclear plan.
”I love you Daddy Dutton, you’re so much better than that meanie Anthony boo Albanese,” said lil’ Simon. ”I can’t wait for Daddy Dutton to be PM, we’ll be able to have chocolate milk for breakfast and all the fish will have three eyes.”
”You don’t get three eyed fish with solar panels, do you.”
When asked why he acted more as a cheer leader than a journalist, lil’ Simon Benson said: ”I call it as I see it and everyday I see Daddy Dutton through my rose coloured glasses.”
”Besides, if I’m mean to Daddy Dutton Bridget will not be happy.”
”And she has guns you know, big ones.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to write an article praising Daddy Dutton, have you seen my crayons.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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