Staff at News Corp Australia have been given Peter Dutton PM inspired vision boards, in lieu of a Christmas bonus, the decision was made with an eye on making sure the whole company kept their eye on the prize coming in to an election year.
”Sure, we could have given them cash or a jam of the month club card, but, a Prime Minister Dutts inspired vision board, who wouldn’t want that? Asked a News Corp Executive. ”The election will be early next year so we need the team focused on exposing the real Anthony Albanese, whether it be by rifling through his bins, hitting the ol’ photo shop or rehashing old stories from 20 years ago.”
”Our team will be on it quicker than you can say defamation of character.”
When asked why the company was seemingly obsessed with tearing down the current Prime Minister and replacing him with Peter Dutton, the News Corp executive said: ”Peter Dutton is everything this country needs.”
”A strong decisive leader who will do everything in his power to make this country great again for billionaires.”
”Gina or Rupert say jump Dutts says how high.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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