Australian Opposition leader, Gina Rinehart, has been heard telling colleagues that she views Coalition Senator, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, the best Senator that money can buy.

”Gina is a big fan of Jacinta and was so happy when her lap dog, Peter Dutton, appointed the Senator to be the shadow minister for Government waste,” said a Spokesperson for Lord Rinehart. ”Some politicians Gina says jump to, take a minute before asking how high?”

”Jacinta always seems to know how high Gina wants her to jump.”

When asked whether Gina had too much say in the Federal Coalition, her Spokesperson said: ”Well, she wouldn’t need to have any say if bloody Albo actually listened to her and gave her what she wants.”

”She doesn’t want much, just Western Australia and a bit of the Northern Territory, oh, and if he could make it a law that her kids have to love her that would be great.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a list of demands that Gina has dictated, must deliver them to Peter Dutton.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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