Australian election result denialists, Sky News, have spent the day ranting and raving over how the Coalition needs to move further to the right, following the release of the first post-election news poll which has the Coalition doing worse than ever.
”Things need to change, Australians want a Government that isn’t afraid to stand up to them, they want discipline, they want a daddy,” said Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”Sussan is not a daddy, Peter Dutton was a daddy and a fine one at that.”
”I think it is time to send out the olive branch and get Daddy Dutton back in to parliament.”
When asked why they believe that a thumping Labor win is proof that Australians want the Coalition to go further to the right, Mr Bolt said: ”Look, at our network we draw a healthy 5 to 6 viewers per show, but the minute I go on a rant that the courts may interpret as slightly racist then my viewership jumps to almost 10 viewers.”
”Extrapolate those figures and apply them to the Coalition and they would control the house of reps and the senate.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I”m off to send Peter Dutton a basket of puppies to strangle in the hopes that it’ll get him motivated to come back to Canberra.”
Mark Williamson
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As a lifelong Liberal voter, I could not disagree with those Muppets from Sky and more. I would like to see the conservatives within the Liberal party join the Nationals and rename the party “the Australian Conservative Party” and allow the true Liberals to run the party Menzies set up, in the center.
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