Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation.
”That Barnaby, gee he makes me laugh, family values, which family is it this week Barno?” Chuckled New England Newsagent Mike Paper.
”Family values, it’s good that he can make fun of himself, him and Pauline together will be a great double act, watch out Albo,” claimed New England hairdresser Sharon Curl.
When reached for comment on his new found commitment to ‘family values’, the new member for One Nation said: ”I’ve always acknowledged my roots, and those roots are embedded in family.”
”Sadly, those roots have also caused me to create a new family.”
”But, that’s not the point, Pauline and I are the future of this country, we will work hard to put ourselves first and do what’s best for us, err, the country.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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