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• Dutton Prepares For Move To Defence By Googling ‘Military Coup’

  By theunozblog on 10/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’ “I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the… Read More ›

• Barnaby Calls To Be Made Special Envoy To Melbourne Hotel Security

  By theunozblog on 09/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›

• Missing PM Prompts George Christensen To Offer To Search For ScoMo In Manila

  By theunozblog on 08/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  With reports of Prime Minister Scott Morrison being ‘missing in inaction’ National’s member George Christensen has volunteered to lead the search party and will do so starting in Manila. “When my country needs me I am there,” said the Member… Read More ›

• Melbourne To Widen Laneways To Make Them Covid Safe

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Melbourne’s iconic laneways will be widened to a minimum width of 50 metres in an effort to make them covid-19 friendly spaces. “In time people will come to know Melbourne as a city of broad boulevards full of totally not… Read More ›

• Channel 9 Launches New Show Master-Racist With Contestants Competing To Replace Hanson On The Today Show

  By theunozblog on 07/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nine network has today announced the launch of a new reality TV show, ‘Master-Racist’ where racists from around the country will compete for the opportunity to replace previous champion, Pauline Hanson as guest racist on the networks Today Show…. Read More ›

• Berejiklian Warns That If Gambling Revenue Doesn’t Rise There Will Be Another Lock Down

  By theunozblog on 06/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW that if the state’s gambling revenue doesn’t rise, she will be forced to enact another lock down, which would involve residents being forced to stay in their local RSL. “As Premier,… Read More ›

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