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• The Queen Urges Prince Andrew To Seriously Consider Holidaying In Paris

  By theunozblog on 03/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Following news breaking overnight that the FBI had charged Ghislaine Maxwell over child sex offences involving Geoffrey Epstein, Queen Elizabeth has urged her son, Prince Andrew to consider getting away from it all and take a holiday in Paris. “The… Read More ›

• Scomo Spends $270 Billion To Fortify Defence Of Eden-Monaro

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›

• World’s Introverts Declare Melbourne The World’s Most Live Able City

  By theunozblog on 01/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The World Association of Introverts (WAOI) have declared today via press release that they consider the Australian city of Melbourne as the World’s most live able city, following news that parts of the city has been put in to lock… Read More ›

• ALP Regrets Having National Office Situated In Sydney’s China Town

  By theunozblog on 29/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›

• Government Tells ABC To Cut Some Of Their Audience And Give It To Sky News

  By theunozblog on 26/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News channel. ”Look the ABC needs to learn to share with those less fortunate than… Read More ›

• Red Skins Renamed To Avoid Offending British Sunbathers

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Nestles have taken their “Red Skins” lollies off the market in deference to offense the name may have caused to sunburnt British backpackers. “It’s no joke having to walk around Coogee looking like a lobster and having to wince in… Read More ›

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