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• Candidate Sacked For Posting Cruel Joke About Cutting Off His Dog’s Nose

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  A Labor Party candidate has been disendorsed after it was revealed that he had posted a joke that glorified animal cruelty to Facebook back in 2013. “Glenn’s post about mutilating his pet by taking a knife to one of its… Read More ›

• One Nation Celebrates Their Candidates Going One Day Without Doing Something Completely Stupid

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has sent out a press release to congratulate their candidates on going one day without doing something completely stupid. “This is a great achievement for this party,” said a Party Insider. “I mean at the… Read More ›

• Liberals Tell Candidates To Hold Up On The Homophobia, Racism And Misogyny Until After The Election

  By theunozblog on 02/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has sent a memo out to all of their candidates calling on them to halt the homophobia, racism and misogyny until after the election. “A couple of our guys and I say guys as you know we… Read More ›

• Tearful Pauline Hanson Tired Of Being Treated Like She’s Black Or Asian

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/05/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Pauline Hanson has made an emotional appearance on A Current Affair to complain that her party is being discriminated against like some kind of foreigner. “I’d totally understand the flak we cop if we were a party of funny looking… Read More ›

• Hanson Warns That Our Strip Clubs Are In Danger Of Being Swamped By My Candidates

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leader and head recruiter Pauline Hanson has warned Australians that our strip clubs are in danger of being swamped by her candidates. “My fellow Australians it is time that we took action, we can no longer tolerate our… Read More ›

• Palmer And Hanson Demand To Be Included In The Leaders Mass Debate

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Clive Palmer and Pauline Hanson have come together to demand that Bill Shorten and Scott Morrison include them in all future leaders mass debates. “I’m Clive Palmer I lead a party and I spend more money on advertising than most… Read More ›

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