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• Global Warming Solved After One Tenth Of Outrage Over Get Up Ad Is Directed At Actual Climate Change

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›

• Perrier Worships Barnaby Joyce For Inventing Even Better Way To Scam Money Out Of Water

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Executives from the bottled water companies Perrier and Evian have bowed down to former Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce for finding an even better way to make money out of water than themselves. “Oh Barnaby Oh Great… Read More ›

• Christensen Turns 3 Days Annual Leave Into 10 Day Trip To The Philippines

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has taken advantage of Easter falling at the same time as ANZAC day to use 3 days of annual leave to take a 10 day trip to the Philippines. “George saw pretty early… Read More ›

• George Pell Organising Jailhouse Talent Show Fundraiser For Notre Dame Rebuild

  By theunozblog on 17/04/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Disgraced Cardinal and Sky News’ favourite martyr George Pell has started working on organising a jailhouse talent show that he hopes will raise enough funds to help with the rebuild of the recently destroyed Notre Dame cathedral. “I am very… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Livid After ABC Forces Him To Take Off Tin Foil Hat For Q&A Appearance

  By theunozblog on 16/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›

• Abbott Hopes Piers Pressure Will Get Him Across The Line In Warringah

  By theunozblog on 15/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Minister for Women and also former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott has told colleagues that Piers pressure will hopefully get him across the line in his seat of Warringah. “Tony is putting a lot of faith in obscure Daily Telegraph… Read More ›

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