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• Mundine’s Publicist Sends Thank You Cards To Israel Folau And Julian Assange

  By theunozblog on 12/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Boxer and self-appointed vaccination expert Anthony Mundine’s publicist has sent disgraced Rugby Union player Israel Folau and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange thank you cards. “From the bottom of my heart I just want to say a sincere thank you to… Read More ›

• Scott Morrison Changes His LinkedIn Job Title From Interim To Caretaker Prime Minister

  By theunozblog on 11/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has spent the morning updating his LinkedIn profile page to change his current job title from ‘Interim’ to ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister. “This nation rewards those who have a go and by keeping my LinkedIn details up to… Read More ›

• Cooking With Malcolm: This Week Smashed Potato

  By theunozblog on 10/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  I must admit I was quite taken aback when those chaps at The (un)Australian contacted me about writing a guest cooking column for their fine publication. Initially I was unsure about which recipe to share and have to admit I… Read More ›

• Dutton Looking At Life After Politics By Launching An Exclusive Line Of Potato Dumplings

  By theunozblog on 09/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia. “I… Read More ›

• Ray Hadley Holds Press Conference Behind The Toilets After School To Deny Bullying Allegations

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else. “I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against… Read More ›

• PM Says “Have A Go Like Winx” As Nation Encouraged To Whip Slow Workers And Shoot The Injured Ones

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison has turned to champion racehorse Winx as inspiration for Australians to get in and have a go, saying a poor dumb animal who gets shuffled around and forced to perform with no actual idea of what it’s doing… Read More ›

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