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• Temp Worker Ecstatic About Getting An Extra Week’s Work

  By theunozblog on 08/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Temp worker that the Australian Government hired to fill in as Prime Minister, Scott Morrison is ecstatic to learn that his contract has been extended for another week. “This is great news for not only Me but my Family,… Read More ›

• Viewers Confuse Test Pattern For Bill Shorten’s Budget Reply Speech

  By theunozblog on 05/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian viewers have woken up this morning to learn that what they thought was the Opposition leader Bill Shorten’s budget reply speech was in fact the test pattern. “Well it got me, I tuned in to watch and thought gee… Read More ›

• PM’S Office Researching How Many Macca’s Toilets There Are Between The Lodge And Yarralumna

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›

• Shorten To Forego Budget Reply Speech And Instead Recap What Happened On MAFS

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls Upon The PM To Promote ‘Sir Plus’ To A Prince

  By theunozblog on 03/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring YouTuber Tony Abbott has called upon the interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison to promote the budget surplus, or ‘Sir Plus’ as Tony refers to it, to a full blown Prince. “I think my Government, I mean Scott’s Government should… Read More ›

• Treasury Forget To Unlock Lock Up From Last Year’s Budget… Horrified Staff Discover Starving Journalists Feasting On Corpse Of Kerrie O’Brien

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Horrified treasury officials unlocking the lock up room ahead of tonight’s federal budget made the gruesome discovery that they had forgotten to release last year’s journalists from the lock up. “We thought the parliament house press gallery had been awfully… Read More ›

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